I Pooped Today! - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy " to the left of

" to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid-transformation with bloodshot red eyes

Gangster Christmas greetings hit different when delivered with the proper artillery backing

dog paw prints

Somehow the books always looked cleaner than the people keeping them

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I Pooped Today! - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy " to the left ofCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: